"Talent is a pursued interest. Anything that you're willing to practice, you can do."-Bob Ross
Every now and then Pringle encounters the other dragon that lives in my mirror. They don’t get along very well…
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
- My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
“Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over you always need to get up and do it all again.” - Trainspotting (1996)
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life